The every day misadventures of someone me who has been diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. Doing a Meg Ryan. Please don't dress as a Nazi for Halloween. Auditioning the finger puppets. This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. We're using cookies to improve your experience. This is about good versus evil.
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Just A Bunch Of Hilarious Masturbation Euphemisms From Around The World
This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. By Kim Z DaleFebruary 24, at 3: But if you really can't do it — or if you're some kind of slang aficionado — you'll be thrilled to know that there are dozens of unusual euphemisms for masturbation at your disposal. Posts from related blogs. Want more clever culture writing beamed directly to your inbox?